roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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