Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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