Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
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