Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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