I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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