singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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