The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Randomize
