thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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