i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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