Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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