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I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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