He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
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