i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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