that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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