her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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