id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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