What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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