talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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