I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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