I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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