I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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