he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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