oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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