Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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