kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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