I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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