Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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