Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
True college students do jello shots in the library
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