so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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