singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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