Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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