Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Randomize
