none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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