have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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