His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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