What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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