i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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