Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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