I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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