Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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