Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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