They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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