Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
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