can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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