When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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