so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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