wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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