There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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