Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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