Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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