That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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