Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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