I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
