Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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