i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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