It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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