I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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