We're facebook friends in real life
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
It's no shave November. This is our time.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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